I don’t know how it came to be:
There’s a leaf out of place on this tree.
It seems rather savage
To not shape all foliage.
Have you not heard of topiary?
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There once was some food on a plate.
It was not at all well-arranged.
The presentation was hardly
Instagram-worthy.
It might as well have been torched by a flame.
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I don’t know how I’ll get through today:
I don’t have FB or BBM or email.
My Whatsapp’s not workin,
My LinkedIn is shirkin-
How will I ignore those I hate?
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I know this sounds mean but it’s true-
Some countries just don’t know what to do
When their citizens are unhappy-
They should discuss what is crappy.
Now agree or I might shoot you.
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Yes, I know the last one is a wee bit stereotypical.
It also occurs to me that all the First-World problems I’ve come up with are rather superficial. Surely those who think they are more advanced have some profound thoughts as well?
Sincerely,
A citizen of the “developing” world
Day 75: Live long and prosper- a blessing or a curse?